Oct. 13th, 2010

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One week ago yesterday, Lurtzgirl told me that her therapist said "you need to get a boyfriend". Her response to this was "I do? Why? I don't want one!" and derisive laughter.

One week ago today, she emailed me bemoaning the fact that "everyone on craigslist personals wants a skinny girl" and it's such an awful meat market and she'll be ALONE FOREVER WAH.

Last Thursday, she had a really long, awkward and slightly creepy conversation with some random internet friend of a friend on Facebook. Sample: "Speaking of dudes, what type of movies do you like?" (WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?)

Annnd, they've already progressed to the stage where he says "I love you" to her.

Oh yeah, they haven't actually like, met in person yet. Some time this week maybe!

Oh my god, Lurtzgirl. THIS IS NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. You are the most fucked up.

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