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You know how whenever someone appears on the news, there's a caption at the bottom of the screen that says "Joe Schmo - Voter" or "Jane Schmo - Mother of Triplets" or whatever? (One of my favorites was during the 2000 election scandal - it said "Joe Schmo - Vote Didn't Count")

Well, some family in Mass found a dead lizard in their bag of grapes. They interviewed the dad, and the little caption said "Joe Schmo - Dead Lizard Owner". Heee.

My belly is itchy out of control. It's all red and bumpy and itchy and ow. I'm going crazy not scratching it open with lawn implements.