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May. 14th, 2010 04:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wereleggoThe Dog: There's something under the couch that I want! I want it real bad! I WANT IT.
Me: That's nice, what do you want me to do about it?
The Dog: I don't fit under the couch! I have stubby legs! I WANT IT GET IT FOR ME I WANT IT.
Me: Ok, I'll get your toy. *looks under the couch*
Me: There's nothing under there except dust and a tiny piece of paper.
The Dog: I WANT IT I WANT IT GET IT FOR ME GET IT I WANT IT WAHHHH
Me: I am not getting a piece of paper out from under the couch for you to eat.
The Dog: WAHHHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHH! *further attempts to shove self under the couch* *attempts to move the entire couch* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! WANT IT WANT IT
Me: *gets the paper and throws it away* There. Now it's gone.
The Dog: WAAAAAAAAAAAH! *still trying to get under the couch* WAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Me: Oh my god you giant retard.
Me: That's nice, what do you want me to do about it?
The Dog: I don't fit under the couch! I have stubby legs! I WANT IT GET IT FOR ME I WANT IT.
Me: Ok, I'll get your toy. *looks under the couch*
Me: There's nothing under there except dust and a tiny piece of paper.
The Dog: I WANT IT I WANT IT GET IT FOR ME GET IT I WANT IT WAHHHH
Me: I am not getting a piece of paper out from under the couch for you to eat.
The Dog: WAHHHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHH! *further attempts to shove self under the couch* *attempts to move the entire couch* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! WANT IT WANT IT
Me: *gets the paper and throws it away* There. Now it's gone.
The Dog: WAAAAAAAAAAAH! *still trying to get under the couch* WAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Me: Oh my god you giant retard.