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Mar. 25th, 2005 11:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wereleggoSome woman on Jerry Springer claims she found out her daughter was prostituting when the daughter's pimp called, and the woman asked who he was, and he answered "I'm her Pimp".
She said "You aint her pimp! GOD is her pimp!"
I wish y'all could see my face.
She said "You aint her pimp! GOD is her pimp!"
I wish y'all could see my face.
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Date: 2005-03-25 04:29 pm (UTC)I do think Jesus would look smashing in a flight attendant uniform, though. And he could feed everyone on the plane with a single microwaved airline meal!
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Date: 2005-03-25 04:32 pm (UTC)But, would he get bitchy if everyone started praying to God during turbulence instead of him? I can see a little diva in him. Really, with the posse and the halo.
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Date: 2005-03-25 04:44 pm (UTC)"Mooooo-oom!"
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Date: 2005-03-25 04:48 pm (UTC)Deadbeat Supernatural Fathers, next week on Maury.
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Date: 2005-03-25 05:05 pm (UTC)*is resurrected*
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Date: 2005-03-25 05:22 pm (UTC)I hope you and I can be bunkmates in hell.
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Date: 2005-03-25 05:28 pm (UTC)Besides, God totally has a sense of humor. I bet God even entered the office pool for the NCAA tournament.
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Date: 2005-03-27 05:45 am (UTC)Don't leave home without it!
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Date: 2005-03-25 06:37 pm (UTC)O.O
Date: 2005-03-25 04:15 pm (UTC)Re: O.O
Date: 2005-03-25 04:28 pm (UTC)Try this on for size: the prostitute just claimed that when her kids get older, she's going to teach them how to do it and do it with them.
I need a shower. More than I have ever needed a shower before.
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Date: 2005-03-25 04:42 pm (UTC)Re: O.O
Date: 2005-03-25 04:43 pm (UTC)Re: O.O
Date: 2005-03-25 10:09 pm (UTC)you're one sick puppy...
I think I like you :)
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Date: 2005-03-26 05:40 am (UTC)Re: O.O
Date: 2005-03-25 08:03 pm (UTC)My ex-boyfriend knows someone who was paid to go on Springer and act like one of those psychos. Heh.
Re: O.O
Date: 2005-03-26 05:41 am (UTC)I know, I know. Actors. And horrible actors, at that. Also, ugly. Gah.
Re: O.O
Date: 2005-03-26 05:45 pm (UTC)I'm pretty sure it does. But it would be too funny.
Re: O.O
Date: 2005-03-26 08:43 pm (UTC)But I'd never do it. Because then people would ALWAYS think you were some freak.
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Date: 2005-03-26 09:25 pm (UTC)But can't you imagine? You come on yellin' about how she stole yer man and yer "Roseanne" collector's plates, and then suddenly launch into, like, a philosophical debate with the other person. Poor Steve. He'd be like "WTF??"
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